Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Back to blogging again...

Have you ever seen a leg of a pig? ( I know...what a question to ask at the start of a new entry right?)

I came back home from my RT training (oh btw, its the last session, woot!) and I found an entire leg of a pig in my kitchen's basin. IT IS HUMONGOUSLY HUMONGOUS because it filled the entire section of the basin. I'm not kidding folks. IT'S DARN HUGE. 30kg people! Too bad I forgot to take a picture of it.

So you might think how is it gonna fit into the freezer right? well... thanks to my dad, (he was the one that brought it home...yea he backpacked it..hilarious right?) and the joke was that... I had to cut it up (because they = dad and mum, complaint they were getting too old and they couldn't cut anything more than a vegetable) and put the meat into different plastic bags.

For a moment I enjoyed the sensation of cutting something that looks like a fat mama's thigh. The sensational feeling of going cannibalistic kinda filled my entire soul for that moment and I spend a good 30 min trying to saw thru the hard parts of the leg. Oh sadism~...sweet sweet sadism.

I think I'm not really being sadistic? According to May and Sam, they think I am really sadistic but think about it folks... the pig is already dead. What I was doing, was merely butchering the leg which the pig can't feel anymore because its the leg right? And the leg is detached from the body? And there's no blood involved? No screaming coming from the pig?

(oh btw, pigs really scream alot when they die...I kinda youtubed it...)

yea so think about it. I wouldn't want to kill a live one given a chance to? I'll leave it to the butcher. Tim is kind after all.

So how's everyone doing?

2 months have passed since ya know.. and I'm kinda doing well surprisingly. haha, self praise... but it is true! Just ask the people around me. Except that there is one tiny problem but I think I can fix it.

I'm stuck in a dilemma. Have you ever been in a situation where you regretted doing something and now u are at a cross road and you can't really tell anyone except God Himself because people might come chasing you with machetes and wooden poles if they would ever find out? HAHAHAHA... rest assured people. I didn't do anything immoral or illegal.

I just applied for my BTT (FINALLY) and I'm all excited about it. These days, I keep eyeing the new Honda Jazz and I really pray I will get one, at least I can bring my mum out marketing? (yea right... every son says that when they wish for a car) but well, we will see how it goes.

Finally, I need to do alittle bit of shout out. First of all, this blog design isn't a girly design. It was simply designed by a girl. (I think?) And secondly, I think the previous blog skin was horrendously kiddish and too complex to use. I like (click) and "Oh there's my blog! Ah! Words!" instead of having to click four boxes to navigate. Complex things make things complicated. This blogskin will do me just fine for now, I just need something simple and nice. Bear with me the pink colors. I dun like them either but I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE??

Pen off!

posted @ 7:17 AM |